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50 Year Anniversary

#1 User is offline   Jangoon 

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 10:28 PM

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one ... "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you a present."

"Not to worry," said the dad. "The important thing is that we're all here together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom still look great, Dad. Just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get you a present ...sorry."

"It's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here."

Just then the daughter arrived, "Hello both of you, Happy Anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing ... so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."

Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today."

After they had all finished dessert, the father put down his knife and fork, looked up and said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to college. All through the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but, we just never found the time to get married."

The three kids gasp and said, "You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the dad. "And cheap ones too!"
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 02:37 AM

laugh.gif that's a good one.
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 05:18 AM

hahaha oh my..hhaha and theyre cheap ones to!
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 05:27 AM

ROFL.. hahahhahaha nice one =P
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 11:56 AM

LOL. Goodness, at first I felt sorry for the parents, but now I could see where their kids got it.
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 01:42 PM

Hahaha.... a very nice one
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 01:52 PM

lmao. Most amusing.... biggrin.gif
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 01:59 PM

LMFAO! haha.. they're hilarious, quite a twist.
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 07:40 PM

LMAO....that was funny
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 08:12 PM

laugh.gif haha! that's a good one!
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Posted 09 July 2007 - 09:10 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH good one =]
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Posted 09 July 2007 - 11:33 PM

AHHAHAHAHHAHAH PWNAGE!!!!
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 07:06 AM


HAHAHAHAHHAHAA. awesome. =]
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 12:47 PM

haha
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Posted 11 July 2007 - 07:23 AM

Wtf. Lol. What a secret. XD
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Posted 26 November 2007 - 02:50 AM

QUOTE (BU_RP @ Sep 6 2006, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hahaha oh my..hhaha and theyre cheap ones too!

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Posted 26 November 2007 - 08:25 PM

Nice... but what more could the dad want?
Their kids at least showed up at the dinner...
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 06:32 PM

hahaha! that was funny! "cheap ones"
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 06:38 PM

lol! that was funny! smile.gif
poor kids though! tongue.gif

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 05:04 AM

cheapskate kids XDD
like my dad
he was like, "are you gna send us to a retirement home or take care of us when we're older?"
so i replied, "uhh .. neither." XD

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