[ladyvi]

not sure if you guys have read this joke before..

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as
a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, How much
will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she
realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those

dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."



haha.. another cheesy joke.
it took me a while to get it also!

[BU_RP]

hahahah oh my.. shes soo.. hahah

[getxinfatuated]

Posted & heard it before but it seem like they added some part (the comment about dumb blonde jokes from the wife) and instead of Ferrari they changed it to Lexus...

[Malice_Kaiser]

Hah hah hah, I laughed so hard the first time I heard this. XD woah, that was back in 6th grade... *flashbacks*

[Bl@h]

omg~~~~~~~~~~ i can't believe this ~ haha~
she's not that dumb i guess~ since a porch = Porch with a capital P
hahah

omg~~~~~~~~~~ i can't believe this ~ haha~
she's not that dumb i guess~ since a porch = Porch with a capital P
hahah

[Tetra]

^I thought there was an E at the end

[tOasty]

Oh my gosh. Haha. Stupid. >.<

[soupinmychickenoodle]

omgg hahaaha! I feel so sorry for the man

[sweetxsimple]

AHAHAHA. Niceee. She's so smart yes? x)

[Tharos]

ahhhh...... wow this is the first joke ever that made me think for couple of seconds before I got it...

[KyOotKrnAng3l]

hahaha OMG sucks for the guy~!!

[Indogurl05]

ouch!!! hahahahhahaha~ funny one though.. even though i've heard it b4,, but still... hehhehe~

[heartxbroadcast]

hahaha.
the correct pronunciation of porshe is 'porsh-uh'

i bet the guy was like O_O

[Kimmie]

Hahaha, at least she knew what car he had XDDD

[BabyK]

LMAO! She's hella dumb XD

[chubzzy]

lol... i've read this before. and she's such a dumb dumb dumb blonde! lol...

[hmoob_xiong]

i will never get sick of blonde jokes hahahaha

[CraZyMuShRooM]

LOL

How do you confuse a blonde?

Ask her to find the corner of a circle.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She came back telling you she found it.

[miranduh]

^lol nice one

...isn't it porshe? :s

[Janice<3]

^actually it's porche.. =D

yeahh but i read this.. still it's a good joke