soompi forums: Happy With Life? Take The Test.. - soompi forums

Jump to content

  • (30 Pages)
  • +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Last »

Happy With Life? Take The Test.. The test of Dante's Inferno

#1 User is offline   bape_sta 

  • Member
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 724
  • Joined: 09-April 06

Posted 14 September 2006 - 03:59 PM

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Take the test, find out where you will be after you die..that is, if you keep up the way you are living now. kiddies.

To Mods, since there are no polls in general forum..this is the closest related forum I could fit this in.

note: I strongly do not recommend this test to anyone below 14 years of age.


I got..

Purgatory:
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
_M
0

#2 User is offline   MaryMagdalin 

  • ⓡⓔⓘ♥≧ω≦
  • Icon
  • Group: Friends of Soompi
  • Posts: 15,117
  • Joined: 09-October 05

Posted 14 September 2006 - 04:17 PM

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



i think.....i`m going to hell?

sounds pretty bad ahhaha

but i`m not religious at all so yea


maybeforever



2

#3 User is offline   xosweetie 

  • Member
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 906
  • Joined: 07-May 06

Posted 14 September 2006 - 04:19 PM

8th level? What? This i so untrue, most of the questions i asnwer were good unless teh comp screwed or something.
0

#4 User is offline   FusionGT2 

  • Cowfun
  • Icon
  • Group: Friends of Soompi
  • Posts: 4,946
  • Joined: 04-October 05

Posted 14 September 2006 - 04:27 PM

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

w00t phew.gif
0

#5 User is offline   Fly to the Sun 

  • Member
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 83
  • Joined: 26-March 06

Posted 14 September 2006 - 04:30 PM

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

=\ good enough~

0

#6 User is offline   precious4e 

  • daydreamin
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 6,089
  • Joined: 27-February 06

Posted 14 September 2006 - 04:33 PM

Third Level of Hell

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.


So basically i'm a money spending fatty.

BTW I read Dante's Inferno and it scared me straight for.... three days.
411 JAPAN Pics
0

#7 User is offline   crystallizedtear 

  • Member
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,305
  • Joined: 06-August 06

Posted 14 September 2006 - 04:40 PM

I'm Christian though, not Catholic. Christians believe that only God's grace saves them - it's not how you act or 'earn' your way up to heaven...its just God's gift to us as long as we accept it. smile.gif

Although this is what I got on the quiz. and no i didnt pick all the 'good' stuff. I'm dishonest and selfish. And very lazy. X.x Irresponsible. Yes I could go on....
but no I dont think of suicide or other ppl having bad stuff happen to them.

Purgatory:

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
0

#8 User is offline   child2child 

  • ...&*ALWAYS AND FOREVER
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,412
  • Joined: 06-October 05

Posted 14 September 2006 - 04:41 PM

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

.[♥].[♥].[♥]
always&never
0

#9 User is offline   biwweeyy 

  • Member
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 479
  • Joined: 19-August 06

Posted 14 September 2006 - 04:43 PM

it says i'm gonna go to purgatory..... with a high chance of going to the first level.... but i'm christian so.... yeah. christians believe that if you praise him and heed his words then his grace and love will save you. sooo yeahhh. haha. sorry catholic people! all these levels and stuff sounds scary.....
TheBillster.
0

#10 User is offline   *UnReaL 

  • Member
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,110
  • Joined: 04-May 06

Posted 14 September 2006 - 04:44 PM

i'm in Malebolge -___-;; this is so wrong wtf i like my life =S
0

#11 User is offline   j i w o n. 

  • (C) Tesslovemusic ♡ ε♥э
  • Icon
  • Group: Friends of Soompi
  • Posts: 6,302
  • Joined: 04-October 05

Posted 14 September 2006 - 04:57 PM

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

GAH I want to go to Purgatory =P
lol it's okay, I believe in God/Jesus. haha
I shall have faith in Him.

0

#12 User is offline   dancing_pickle 

  • Member
  • Icon
  • Group: Friends of Soompi
  • Posts: 822
  • Joined: 09-October 05

Posted 14 September 2006 - 05:11 PM

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad

0

#13 User is offline   asukaxD 

  • YOUR STALKER!
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,542
  • Joined: 07-February 06

Posted 14 September 2006 - 05:24 PM

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

0

#14 User is offline   .melee. 

  • Lovin' You. ♡
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,278
  • Joined: 01-March 06

Posted 14 September 2006 - 05:27 PM

i am catholic only due to the fact that my parents had me baptised and i did go through cofirmation etc. but my values and beliefs aren't very catholic.

Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.



Here is how i matched up against all the levels:
Level Who are sent there? Score

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


0

#15 User is offline   simplicity85 

  • il0vey00
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,239
  • Joined: 04-October 05

Posted 14 September 2006 - 05:53 PM

First Level of Hell - Limbo

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
--------------------
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


i hate douchebags. :]
0

#16 User is offline   Tetra 

  • Elitest
  • Pip
  • Group: Banned
  • Posts: 15,704
  • Joined: 04-October 05

Posted 14 September 2006 - 06:00 PM

First Level of Hell - Limbo.

Hi Soyoung~ AKA doraemon! <3
Got dreams? Come here and share them
0

#17 User is online   nobody knows 

  • what I think
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 12,520
  • Joined: 19-August 06

Posted 14 September 2006 - 06:10 PM

haha.This seems fun.


Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High




what, the only one that's very high? xD Is that good or bad xDD haha.


I guess it's a bit of a good thing that I don't believe in an after life.

and.that. um. Yeah. As I was taking the quiz, it made me think of that book I've been trying to read for over a year and only got through lile the 12th chapter (and one chapter can be from 1-4 pages --')it's called Dante Aligheri?

I think?

I remember the Dante thing. Not the Ali.. something something. I remember it began with a Alig...ri xD
R.I.P. 沈小月 March 29, 2007
| deviantArt | tumblr | Etsy |Weightloss Journal * MY CRAFTS
0

#18 User is offline   PizazzPizza88 

  • Member
  • Icon
  • Group: Friends of Soompi
  • Posts: 7,872
  • Joined: 04-October 05

Posted 14 September 2006 - 06:21 PM

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

0

#19 User is offline   JASON; 

  • Too fast to live, too young to die.
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,688
  • Joined: 04-October 05

Posted 14 September 2006 - 06:21 PM

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

0

#20 User is offline   tszho 

  • Member
  • Pip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 762
  • Joined: 04-October 05

Posted 14 September 2006 - 06:44 PM

Second Level of Hell

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

0

Share this topic:


  • (30 Pages)
  • +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Last »

2 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 2 guests, 0 anonymous users