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#1 User is offline   Babycremepuff 

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Posted 17 September 2006 - 12:11 PM

Sometimes it's nice to laugh at jokes that some people label as "corny". "Corny" jokes are subjective since everyone's standards for what is humerous is different. There is also sophisticated humor. Some people think anything sarcastic is humorous. I thought I share this with those who are open and willing to sharing a light hearted chuckle or just a grin with these jokes. It's nice to go back to the days of simple jokes. Here are two. I'll first give whoever wants to answer a chance to give an answer and explanation to the question and fufill your 20 word minimum. (I'll add more jokes if I come by them in the near future).





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a. WHY DO SHARKS ONLY SWIM IN SALT WATER?



b. WHY WAS THE FROG HAPPY?


Awwwwwww.....YOU GUYS GOT THE ANSWERS ALREADY!!!

Yes yes! Sharks only swim in salt water because PEPPER WATER makes them sneeze!
And The frog was happy because HE ATE everything that BUGGED HIM.
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Posted 17 September 2006 - 02:11 PM

a.hmm sharks only swim in salt water cause they're salty??? i don't know >_<
b.frogs are happy cause they hop??

i'm really bad at these >_<
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Posted 17 September 2006 - 02:16 PM

1. Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
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Posted 17 September 2006 - 03:06 PM

b. WHY WAS THE FROG HAPPY?

Cause he's hip-hop?? laugh.gif










I'm really bad at this.
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Posted 17 September 2006 - 03:21 PM

a) that way their food is already seasoned with salt ?
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Posted 17 September 2006 - 04:50 PM

QUOTE(heartxbroadcast @ Sep 17 2006, 04:16 PM) View Post

1. Because pepper water makes them sneeze!


b. Because he ate everything that bugged him.

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I heard them before. Ol' school jokes bring smile to my face.
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Posted 19 September 2006 - 04:23 PM

i don't get the answer to the shark.
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Posted 19 September 2006 - 04:31 PM

ohh, i had no idea!!
how corny!!

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 04:34 PM

Haha. Aww that was way cute.



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....You have to convince yourself you're happening first....
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 02:48 PM

hahaha corny jokes, but nice.
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