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#1 renzu_oni

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 02:22 PM

sorry if these have already been posted b4 but i just love jokes that includes witty kids

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on
the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same
day, same time."
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now,
Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!!
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 02:23 PM

haha these have been posted before but it's still funny

#3 Doanh

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 02:27 PM

QUOTE(renzu_oni @ Sep 19 2006, 11:22 PM)

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
_______________________________________ ____________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on
the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
_______________________________________ ____________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
_______________________________________ ____________________
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

hehe i think we've seen this already, but these one are cute.

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 02:39 PM

Most of them were posted before :lol but still entertainning.

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#5 KyOotKrnAng3l

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 03:19 PM

lol i think this was posted many times

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 03:21 PM

those are clever, i enjoy reading these thigns.

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#7 HANAo1

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 03:50 PM

omg how fuunny!!but the second to last one i already saw only it was a cat.

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 05:01 PM

lol it been posted but it doesnt hurt to read it. i think sum i havnt read before but n e ways. the first one still cracks me up for sum reason lol

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 05:07 PM

am i the only one who's never heard of them? =p they're cute

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 05:58 PM

TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now,
Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Haha ^-^