just sharing with you a translation of a gag show with HB
a gag night /smile night Hwang Bo cut...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZSf6nEG1IEintroduction by Knossos..... Gag Night...holiday special
so a lot of celebrities particpated in the most popular segments of the GAG show
skip to 1:24 The MC asks HB if she can do a segment from "Samonim" which means "rich man's wife"
this skit is some stupid rich man's wife make her driver do weird things....it's really funny....
and she was asked to do that....but someone shouted out she can't play the woman's part
and people around her said....do the part you want to do....
HB: then I will play the driver
someone: Driver Kim, Drive!
HB: Ok ma'am
now the real segment "the rich woman and the driver" is shown
woman: Driver....it's hot in here..put A/C on
driver: ma'am there is no A/C
woman: then open the sun roof
driver: there is no sun roof
woman: then make one
woman: Right now..... (she makes funny face while saying it...that's the point of the gag)..
driver: yes ma'am
Woman: driver ....are you really going to work like that?
driver: sorry ma'am.....and he goes on working on it hard
and the next corner ....it's about an older man and a really immature gf couple....
woman: guess who?
man: hmm I wonder who it is
woman:....it's someone who can't speak english but someone you always like
man:...Kim Heung Kook? (the guy with mustache is shown and that's him)
woman: no! it's someone who wants to go home with you this holiday
man: ah...Hwangbo?
woman: (mad)...what? it's me Joo Yeon
man: oh don't get me wrong, we have a lot of (hard)work to do at home this holiday season (hb is known to be man like and storng ....so)
woman: what ? you are sooo annoying me
and cut to next segment
I think this is a segment about superficial weird people who go on blind dates so they can get married (it's called suhn in Korea)
HB: are you Kim Jin? I am sorry for being late
man: it's ok.... have a sit
man: why are you late for the blind date?
HB: I was just leaving home and noticed little kids who were begging on the street market
man: we have kids like that these days?
man: so what did you do?
woman: I beat them up a bit
man: why?
woman: they took my spot
hb: I neglected the spot for a couple days and already there were these losers taking my spot!
they could have really got their asses kicked
man: you did very good work
man: first of all..let's eat
man: excuse me...
waiter: yes
waiter: are you gonna eat something? (they litereally said this....not politely)
man: give me the menu
waiter: the menu is kinda shotty..
man: this restraunt is famous for Austrialian veal steak
it's a full course meal
man: why don't you order that?
HB: sure
man: (then he orders) give us two servings of korean blood sausages with liver mixed in it (very cheap food not this kind of restraunt)
waiter: yea with the miso sauce? man: yes give me the miso...and cold white kimchi juice.....
man: why don't you order that?
man: yes give me the miso...and cold white kimchi juice.....
waiter: you want the cold ones..
man: yes
waiter: then play (he really said play not.. enjoy) =)
waiter2: if you act like this you can easily get fired
waiter: what did I do wrong? I just took their order
watier2: follow after me.....do this "then play" (and bows)....(waiter2 didn't do anything better)
watier: then play.....
knossos: I guess the point is that the waiters are treating the customers like they are not in an appropriate nice resturant but more like a pickup bar
man: this must be your first time for blind date HB...
woman: no... at my age if I say this is my frist time...that'd that'd be a lie.....
it's just first time since my second child was born
man: ah ok
HB: At first glance You look like you could be a foreigner...how come your face is so pale?
man: actually my parents ....
woman: yes your parents?
man: my parents locked me up when raising me
in the basement....
for 30 years so didn't see any sun
man: just a while ago, my friend went out and shoot a movie called "old boy"
knossos: I didn't watch old boy so I dont' know what he's talking about..
hb: ah .... there was that kind of way (what is she talking about?)
waiter: your order is here....blood sausage
waiter: but what you ordered...the cold kimchi..I think you should have that next time you come here...
blood sausage is just korean sausage with pork intestine.... we call that
koreans for some reason when they translated they wrote it blood sausage somewhere so I just used that term...but maybe I should just say korean susage
hb and man: why ?
waiter: We can't find the pottery we put the kimchi in because all the pottery looks the same
man: what the hell? bring your manager here
waiter: manager!
man: what is wrong with him (water) he can't even find the kimchi
manager: I can't either..... coz I can't read
man: then you should open all the tops of the pottery
waiter: too lazy
hb: it's ok we will just eat this
waiter and manager: ....then play....(used different term for it)
hb: what does your father do?
man: I don't mean to brag but....there is this girls high school near here
HB: oh really? (she thinkis he's a teacher tehre)
man: he does the burberry man
(knossos: burberry is the maker of the most famous raincoat....and we just say burberry when we want to say raincoat in korea.....anyway this burberry men hang around women's schools and just open their coat up to show their bodies to little girls to scare them......
pervy exhibitionists)
HB: ah...that's a very good work....I guess you might take after his work later
man: of course...it's the tradition in my family ....I can't not do it...
this will go down in my family.....my son and his sons... etc
HB: that is so cool...I will visit where you work one day
man: yes please come and visit...I will flash you good
hb: wow I can't wait
waiter:...did you bring that yellow car?..
hb: yes that's my car
waiter: yes that remicon...(the cement truck)
HB: yes
waiter: the thing is still rolling and cement is pouring out to the drive way and a building is being formed
HB: Kim Jin, I have to go build a building.....
man: ah stop it....(cutsey way).
the segment ends
chubby guy with red tie...I am gonna refer him as red from now
red: now that thanksgiving is near...my parents been bugging me about getting married.......I tattooed my arm to promise...
(there is a heart and HB's name written inside the heart)
red: tada....Hwangbo please accept my heart
HB: no I don't want to
red: please accept it
hb: no thank you
red: ahhh what am I gonna do with this tattoo? now I really cant' get married
that was the end
THANK YOU KNOSSOS!!!