[ichiban]

Any of you guys ever had a funny experience happen in class? Either by a student or professor?

I'll share some funny questions asked by my health professor.

Professor: What's the name of the famous kung fu fighter?
Students: Bruce Lee
Professor: *looks around for an answer* Ah YES CHUNG LEE!

Another incident from last week's lecture
Professor: There are only 3 types of blood. A, B, and O. O is bald like a skinhead.

he's really funny and i enjoy him most of the time.

[sj22]

Haha that's cute.

My psych prof makes these corny jokes that are so bad they're funny.. i'm trying to recall some of them but can't at the moment >_<

[chickyl3aby]

so the day before halloween in lecture class my professor comes in and he tells us he's going to try something he's never done before...

he had us CHANT the words on the back of the dollar bill right under the pyrmaid while he initiates us into the society of... uhh something i forgot what he said...

so we continously chanted that phrase for like 5-10 mins while we watch him light candles in the middle of the stage. then he takes out a dollar bill and burned it.... it was so werid...

anyways, that's how we started off our unit on money....

[Rodarte]

LOL my psych prof is amazing.. he's so freakin hilarious..xD

So we're learning about positive/negative reinforcement using an operational method... He has his TA hold a bowl of candy and he went around pretending to be like an animal "doing his own business" (ie, roaming around the lecture room and touching the furniture like he's looking for something) and the TA clicks this button that signals for him to go get some candy.. and he has to stop what he's doing and rush over there and eat candy =P Eventually she does it faster and faster and he just looks so silly xD It was cute lol~

Apparently thats how hamsters/rats "learn" by doing certain things they get "rewarded"~~ But he said he was tired hahaha so cuteee

[spineru]

It was the first Biology lecture at my university.
The professor was talking about what's expected in her class
like no food, no talking,...etc etc.
When she said, "plz keep your cell phones turned off during my lectures."
And at that precise moment, someone's cell phone rang. XD

[Chuu]

This actually happened today.

I was in my Japanese class and we're learning Noun Adjectives. For example, the word purple can pass for a noun AND an adjective. My teacher ask the class to give example of some Noun Adjectives and someone sound out "idiot" (which it does work as a noun and an adjective). My teacher is confuse and he's like, idiot? Idiot idiot? Ohhh idiot. And then he spelled out "idit" on the board and called it idiot. LOL! I can't stop laughing! xD

[theedqueen]

My computer programming professor is so cool cuz he's such a big lotr freak.

The other day we started learning about how to define classes and there were two groupings you can have defined within the class, one that's private and one that's public. And at one point he said "and in the public and private parts....I can't believe I just said that". The rest of the lecture he kept trying to say public and private w/o using them with the word "part" haha.

Last year in my korean discussion, my classmates and I always screwed with our TA b/c we got pretty comfortable with her and so whenever we did exercises like "what do you do on a date?" or something we'd come up with creative answers like "watch tv while the girlfriend does the dishes" or something not really appropriate and my TA would go "I hate you..." haha she was cute And don't worry she was joking too

In my Global Environment section, my TA was talking about the seminar she was teaching the next quarter and how the final project would be a presentation on any country you wanted and that we could present it any way we wanted to. So then someone raises their hand and goes "can it be an interpretive dance?" hahaha I loved that class. <3

[pikapika]

i was spacing out in japanese cuz it was realli boring
and sensei caught me and she was telling me to pay attention
and i guess i was more out of it than i thought i was cuz i said
"but this is really boring" out loud
and everyone except the the teacher heard me

hahah this isnt realli that funny but i couldnt help laughing afterwards...cuz if the teacher would have heard me...o.0

[gfntasy]

It was during Classical Myth. My two friends and I sit in the way back and I wanted to poke my friend in the cheek with my pen so I called her name. I didn't think she'd turn really fast, but she did and she rammed into my pen with her teeth yelling, "FVCK!" A lot of people turned around, but the professor didn't pay attention. lol, that was a good day.

[ichiban]

i recall something last year in my japanese class that made the class crack up. The sensei asked a guy to participate in a skit, so he did. Part of the skit required him to give her his number. The guy was like my real number? The sensei said yes please. So the guy says his number in japanese and the teacher writes it down and underlines it. The she turns to the class and says: "Ladies, tonight your homework is to call matt." As you could imagine the class roared with laughter, even the teacher was laughing, poor guy was pretty embarrassed.

[bbe_bbe_ro]

Lol...some of these are funny...
Anyways...In my computer programming class one of the things we had to do was write peer reviews on code written by other students...it was all anonymous and anything, but the thing was, the lecturer, because we were supposed to be assessed on it, wrote this really bad code and in one of the lectures he was like...
"These are some examples of bad reviews:"

I can't believe I wasted my time trying to make this P.O.S work, if I find out who you are I'm going to slap you.

All in all this is a crappy piece of software. I would feel embarassed to submit something as useless as this. You should feel really bad. It saddens me to think I am in the same faculty as you.

[spyro]

hehe this happened in one of my friend's class

hes in engineering and some guys decided to pull a little prank on their prof.. so what they did was to get a cell phone and switch the ringtone so that it imitated this phone that was in the classroom and they made a little small box to conceal the phone and put it underneath the phone in the room..

then during class one of the guys called up the cell phone and the prof thought it was the phone in the room that was ringing so he goes over to it.. but just as he nears it the guy cuts off the phone.. and i believe they did it a few more times with everyone laughing before the prof found out

[erure]

Professor: So, let's compare my life to an electron orbital. The places that I go to are my school [Brigham Young University which is in Utah], my home [in Utah], in the mountains, and Las Vegas. The place that I'd be most likely to be at is?...
A Student: Las Vegas, no doubt.

[melkimx]

hehe this happened in one of my friend's class

hes in engineering and some guys decided to pull a little prank on their prof.. so what they did was to get a cell phone and switch the ringtone so that it imitated this phone that was in the classroom and they made a little small box to conceal the phone and put it underneath the phone in the room..

then during class one of the guys called up the cell phone and the prof thought it was the phone in the room that was ringing so he goes over to it.. but just as he nears it the guy cuts off the phone.. and i believe they did it a few more times with everyone laughing before the prof found out

i must be missing something here, but why didn't they just call the number of the classroom phone rather than going through all that trouble?

[spyro]

^ probably didnt know the classroom phone number

[urlilmindy]

My prof. asked to register for our course online.
Everytime we click enter or submit, he would say, "now, give up your first born." then "second son" --- "third daughter."

Ohhh ok. Corny, yes, but I laughed my head off. hahaha~

[aimei]

this isn't that funny but i thought i'd just add a little something.

for my philosophy class, all us kids got there and were sitting waiting for the professor. 10 min. passed and he still hadn't come, so we were like "f this," we'll make a sign-up sheet and then bounce.

as we're all leaving class, someone realizes there's a sign on the door that says class is canceled....

we felt hella smart after that one.

[NAN]

My TA for stat speaks Chinese to me in class. All the white people stare at us funny.

[mrs. pakman]

my math class a few years back was a really small class so the prof pretty much knew everybody.
he had a spray bottle with water to clean the white boards with,
and this one time...a kid from the class was sleeping during class.
so the prof tip toed to that kids desk with the spray bottle
and sprayed him in the face!

it was soooo funny cuz mid lecture...he pointed out the student and told the rest of the class to be quiet.
so the whole class is watching as he pulls his little prank.

[aznjeff07]

man i wish i had your psych class mine is just boring all 3 hrs on monday...anyways all my funny moments come from chem lab...incident one) my friend hooked his bunsen burner to the sink and didn't notice it until i laughed my ass off and told him
2) kid put his thermometer in a boiling water with the case still on the thermometer(sp?)..i never told him and tried to take a pic but was too late..
3) so my teacher was demonstrating how put use the bunsen burner for a particular experiment and he started drawing the burner
he drew the base ovalish
he drew the cyclinder of the burner pretty thick and long
he drew the flame as like squiggly lines
all together it became a hilarious penis and the class busted out laughing and we're not quite sure if he gets it to this day...i forgot to take a pic of that but definetly the best moment of college so far