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Top 10 Rejection Lines and what it means!

#1 User is offline   Jangoon 

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 07:54 PM

Top 10 Rejection Lines And What They Really Mean...


Women

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek on "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one Jurassic geezer.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm dating.)
6. I've got a boyfriend. (Who's really my cat and half a gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. Its that male perspective thing.)


Men

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 08:36 PM

hahahahhaha .....

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 09:52 PM

LOLOLOLOLOL

i love the men's rejection lines even though its the same thing as the women's.


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Posted 09 November 2006 - 09:58 PM

LOL
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so for men all the reason just thesame?

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 11:05 PM

8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

lol, very funny....does that mean the only reason men reject women is because they're ugly?
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 11:49 PM


Haha! For different lines that women use, there are different reasons behind them, but for men, it seems like all the reasons are the same..."you're ugly." Haha! That cracked me up.
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 04:48 AM

the guys one are funny! so tight though lol

i liek this one too, its simple yet really funny 'It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)'


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Posted 10 November 2006 - 05:11 AM

LMAO... I love the guys true meanings
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 09:12 PM

AHAHA.
I love the guys' one.
Especially number one. "You're sinfully ugly"

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 09:21 PM

it made me smile smile.gif

but LOL haha
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 04:11 PM

omg lmao... its kinda true
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 04:16 PM

ahhaha

the mens one is to funny laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 04:35 PM

Ahahahaha, the mens point of view is PRICELESS =P ahahah
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 05:00 PM

Hahahahah. #4 I knew that one was coming. You always post up the most humorous / interesting things. Thanks for sharing~
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 06:33 PM

lol. these are hilarious. i love #4 for women. hahaha


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Posted 11 November 2006 - 11:24 PM

lol i've read the womens version before but not the mens. that's pretty funy
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 11:31 PM

haha those are nice. lolz
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 01:56 AM

Hahaha..
How amusing.
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 10:52 AM

LOL!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif

You're ugly xD xD xD
Gosh that got me laughing xD
Hmm.. sounds kinda true tho >__<
Maybee.. mellow.gif mellow.gif

Wow..men all thinks the same ^^
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 05:23 PM

oh yeah! i saw this somewhere before!
it was funny.
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