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#1 User is offline   Jangoon 

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 09:41 PM

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said
"I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on
Broadway, he had the right credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we will not do business together"
the guy said and he left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER.....
The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000?
He reads the letter enclosed..

"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You
told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van
Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said I decided
you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent.

I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed
check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,

Dick van Dyke
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 01:01 PM

lmfao! omg that's hilarious! laugh.gif
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 06:57 PM

OH WHAT THE BLEEEEP.
what a silly man.

hahhahaha penis van lesbian


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Posted 11 November 2006 - 09:50 PM

hahahaha i got it~
funni~


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Posted 11 November 2006 - 09:54 PM

Hahhahahaha. Whoa there....O___O. Actually, that's kind of creep in a way.
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 10:06 PM

lmfao, hahaha, and he made it with that name xD
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 10:16 PM

LOLOLOL hahhahaha (y) biggrin.gif
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 01:06 AM

LOL.

Omg the irony. XDDD

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 10:16 AM

LMAO. Oh my god. XDDD I didn't see that coming. I feel like I should have though. laugh.gif
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 10:59 AM

LOLZ...it got worser..
>____<

I still think it'z kinda gross sumhow ><'
what's wif the names tho??
O_O
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#11 User is offline   huyen2501 

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 11:18 AM

hahahaha biggrin.gif
wow he really loves his name to use the same sort of idea for his new name
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 05:19 PM

HAHA.
The irony cracks me up. laugh.gif
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 05:23 PM

haha i can't believe i didn't guess what it was gunna be..

that was pretty funny xDD
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 06:14 PM

lmfao. that was really funny!! haha ~_~ it's so ironic thoughh
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 12:07 AM

ahahaha
still the same meaning~
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 12:48 AM

lmao. haha. it's all same things. lol.
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 09:51 AM

puahahahaha. that was funny.
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 09:59 AM

I don't even get the joke. mellow.gif
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Posted 14 November 2006 - 03:08 PM

oh my...thats funny XD~~
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Posted 14 November 2006 - 10:08 PM

oh my >_____> hahaha didn`t see that one coming...
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