[ohJOY]

Aside from completing my college apps (which I have yet to do, but I will complete lol) my main goal before the end of 2006 was to become a member of the ...


Fuddrucker's 1 lb. club!!!



How lame... I know... but I did it anyways!



Here's my story :


9:30 AM ~ I have some milk, juice, and a vitamin for breakfast

11:25 AM ~ Watch the movie "Borat" with three friends ... I have a lot to say about that movie

approx. 1 PM ~ Head over to Fuddruckers and order their "Original Fudd Burger" (basically plain). The cashier asks me what size (1/3 lb, 1/2 lb, 2/3 lb, or 1 lb.) and I say, 1 LB, medium rare! But get this, after she gives a small laugh, she rings this bell to give the cook the order :



The "Bell":





The Receipt (as PROOF):





1:15 ~ My alias "Diana" is called up, and I hurry over to pick up my glorious meal


My Food Baby:





I decide not to put anything on it... no ketchup, no mayo, no mustard, no pickles, NOTHING! I don't even want to get a glass of water for fear of filling up too fast... BIG MISTAKE! By the time I was half-way through



Half Way Through (approx. 8-9 minutes later...):





all I could taste was burger. So it took me another 29 minutes until my plate looked like this:



A CLEAN Plate, just the way my Asian mom taught me, haha! (after 37 minutes, 3 seconds, and 3 milliseconds...):






So in the end... I got a Polaroid picture taken and hung up on the wall of the Fuddruckers in Union City Landing! I'm a proud member of the 1 lb. club *tear*

*Note : I did not throw up afterwards lol. I don't think I need to eat for the next couple of days... I'm really stuffed. I fear going to sleep... heart burnnn. This acid reflux will be the real deal, Ashlee Simpson!





So... anybody have any insane, weird, quirky stories (food related) to share? SHARE!

[ITS VIVIAN! =D]

One time, i went to a buffet with my family. My sisters and i made a bet, who ever eats the most watermelons, get $5. *I* ate approx. 3 plates of it. I felt so stuffed up and heavy afterwards. I think i was waking up to go to the bathroom at night.

oh yeah. they made me do the macarena afterwards

[ilikepho]

woooooow. i've never seen anything like it where i live (melb)

[Meemsta]

one time a bunch of my friends and i made a bet to see who could eat the most spring rolls, and i won by eating 22... i was soooo stuffed!!

[matango88]

you should have at least drank some water to help it go down easier

even the pros at the hot dog eating contests drink water during the eating contest

didnt it make you have the hiccups without drinking anything?

[jennnayx81]

well this is more of a disgusting food tale ... but one of my friend's friends took a bet to drink a carton of orange juice that had mayo, milk, ketchup, ground peper, and i think some ranch for $20. she took it and threw it up after. O_O

this one other time i bet my friend to eat a tablespoon of wasabi with nothing else for $5 ... he was red for a good 15 minutes lol.

[icepeachii]

WEll there was this one time when we met up with all the cousins at a restaurant, and my cousin went a tad overboard with the ordering. No one could finish the food. There were still 3 plates of food left and we were seriously too full.

In the end we decideed to play this game... u know where u say the numbers but u can't say multiples of 7 (sorry im bad at explaining), and u have to clap if u have multiples of 7 (if i remember correctly)...so if anyone said 7 or any multiple of 7 out loud, they will have to eat a serving of the leftover food.

The boys were so BAD at this game, they eventually finished off ALL the food despite having fuller tummies than us... hehe... that's a good way of not wasting food i guess. we had so much fun that night! the whole restaurant was VERY amused.

[ohJOY]

you should have at least drank some water to help it go down easier

even the pros at the hot dog eating contests drink water during the eating contest

didnt it make you have the hiccups without drinking anything?

^ I realized that when I was done, lol. I think the taste of burger just got too much for me and I needed water in the end. =D Maybe I'll try that next time and see how fast I can eat that one haha.

[joonage]

o man ..... that burger looks good. O.O hahaha.

HMmm ... no odd tales for me .... I remember when I was younger, I'd secretly take fries home in a napkin after eating at Old Country Buffet. haha

[Pol2ns7al2]

i swallowed a tube of wasabi for 5$
never got it
i drank a glass of tea with disinfectant wipes, parsley, and used napkins for 5$
never got it

[mz simmonz]

LOL I loved your story! Congrats on the Fuddruckers club. damn I cannot believe people can eat 16 oz. of pure burger.

mine:
my family and my parent's friends' family went out to the seafood buffet one night. we noticed that EVERYONE was fighting over the Alaskan crab legs on the buffet lane. "the kids" aka me, my bro, and my parent's friends' two sons, were like "omg what savages!!". My dad then said all fatherly-like "if you tried some, you'd know why ppl were fighting over it" soooooo me and the 3 other "kids" got up and ran to the buffet line and waited for a new tray of Alaskan crab legs to come out. As soon as the surver put it down we started causing a huge commotion and pretended to fight each other for the crab legs. we were getting so into it that I think we scared the other people who were in line for the crab legs..they actually looked scared of us haha. either they believed the four of us were really crazy crab leg loving freaks or just plain crazy freaks. then the four of us took our plates piled high with crab legs and plopped them down on the table. We each tried one and none of us liked it. so we pushed all of the legs towards our parents and forced them to eat it haha (so we don't get charged for wasting food). My dad was like..in shock ahahah..he was like "I asked you to TRY them not TAKE ALL OF IT!" our parents were soo embarassed because the whole restaurant was giving us dirty looks or muttering about us.

at least we got our point across because after our mock fighting scene, the people at the restaurant all toned down and waited patiently in line for the crab legs.

[cbxjenn]

dude. that is way cool. hahaha do all fuddruckers have a 1lb club? ive only been to it like twice.. but i want to join the 1lb club. seems like my kind of thing anyways, GOOD JOB

[AntKun]

Once I went to a restaurant, and my mum ordered £70 worth of food.
Thats like 130 dollars and it was soooo much, especially it wasn't a fancy expensive restarurant.

[lilil aZn babe]

yumm.. arent those burgers good!!.. ew i would hate to eat plain like that =x
isnt that kinda like the FATburger place?

[farmerdork]

hahaha that is freaking awesome. so is ur picture up on there? because i live like 10 minutes away from union city i should go try