A latino man walks into a sporting goods store with the intention of buying socks. Unfortunately, he can't speak English so the salesman holds up different things and the man nods yes or no to them. Some shoes, a basketball, shin guards. No, no, no.
Finally, the salesman holds up a pair of socks. The other man replies, "Eso si que es!"
"Well why didn't you just say so?"
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Juan goes to a vending machine craving chocolate. After he's put his change in, he's still ten cents short so the vending machine says "dime." So Juan says, "Give me a snickers."
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And as a special bonus, a really bad Japanese joke:
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Spanish Jokes Dos of them! XD
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Posted 28 November 2006 - 06:49 PM
im not good at either spanish or japanese
so i didnt get them
so i didnt get them
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 09:46 AM
^dime means tell me.
lol it was funny. XD but i don't get how he could've gotten it as "dime" in spanish when it's pronounced completely different in english.
didn't get the first one.
the last one was kind off funny but still pretty lame... XD
lol it was funny. XD but i don't get how he could've gotten it as "dime" in spanish when it's pronounced completely different in english.
didn't get the first one.
the last one was kind off funny but still pretty lame... XD
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 10:52 AM
I don't think I got the first one... but the second one was funny.
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 01:57 PM
haha the spanish ones were funny.
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 03:59 PM
QUOTE(luzCONTROL_7 @ Nov 29 2006, 12:46 PM) 
lol it was funny. XD but i don't get how he could've gotten it as "dime" in spanish when it's pronounced completely different in english.
the machine wrote out dime, so he thought it was writing Spanish to him
hahahahhahaaaa... I get themm..
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 07:15 PM
Hah hah, the second one was hilarious and cute. XDD
I... didn't get the first one. "Eso si que es" mean likes "yeah, that's it," right? Yeah. Don't get it. o.o
I... didn't get the first one. "Eso si que es" mean likes "yeah, that's it," right? Yeah. Don't get it. o.o
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Posted 30 November 2006 - 04:27 AM
The second one I didn't understand until some fellow Soompiers clarified. The last one, a bit lame... but alright. The first one, maybe the shop keeper was Spanish? 
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Posted 30 November 2006 - 01:47 PM
QUOTE(Malice_Kaiser @ Nov 29 2006, 09:15 PM)
Hah hah, the second one was hilarious and cute. XDD
I... didn't get the first one. "Eso si que es" mean likes "yeah, that's it," right? Yeah. Don't get it. o.o
It sounds like the English letters S-O-C-K-S. Socks!
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Posted 30 November 2006 - 01:53 PM
lol that funny
i took french in high school so i didn't understand, but now i do
i took french in high school so i didn't understand, but now i do
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Posted 30 November 2006 - 03:56 PM
QUOTE(coqui42 @ Nov 30 2006, 03:47 PM)
It sounds like the English letters S-O-C-K-S. Socks!
OOOH. I get it now. XDDD Guess it sounds better when told outloud, hah hah.
Thanks for clarifying.
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Posted 30 November 2006 - 07:34 PM
lol i love the second one! finally...i can get a joke in a foreign language lol
the japanese one is pretty funny
the japanese one is pretty funny
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Posted 01 December 2006 - 04:33 PM
*snort*
I understand both haha cute XD
I understand both haha cute XD
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Posted 01 December 2006 - 09:02 PM
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It sounds like the English letters S-O-C-K-S. Socks!
i finally got it!!! haha
and the 3rd one was mad corny
dnt get the second one -0-
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Posted 02 December 2006 - 05:55 AM
QUOTE(JapaneseObesession @ Nov 30 2006, 12:59 AM)
the machine wrote out dime, so he thought it was writing Spanish to him
hahahahhahaaaa... I get themm..
aaaah, now i get it!
Hahaha
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Posted 02 December 2006 - 09:04 AM
oh now i get it. i had to read 5 times >_< lmfao.
