A Blonde's Year In Review
#1
Posted 30 November 2006 - 10:37 PM
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours . power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button

#3
Posted 01 December 2006 - 03:16 AM

Thanks Carol for the banner. Fleur rocks for making Owen look sexy!
#4
Posted 01 December 2006 - 04:26 AM
These jokes are really lame
Haha, I found them quite funny... but I guess it's my first time reading them
#5
Posted 01 December 2006 - 06:02 AM
#7
Posted 01 December 2006 - 04:01 PM
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
I liked these
but..
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
couldn't she just jump in from there and escape the rain? =P
#9
Posted 01 December 2006 - 04:56 PM
it's a blonde, what do you expect.
LINKS <3 2PM's I Will Give You My Life <3
<3 2PM - ONLY YOU
<3 2PM + 2AM = 1DAY<3: HERE.
#10
Posted 01 December 2006 - 05:17 PM
#11
Posted 01 December 2006 - 06:02 PM
just like the rain pours down
the darkness is falling between us
#13
Posted 01 December 2006 - 06:34 PM
#14
Posted 01 December 2006 - 06:55 PM
#16
Posted 01 December 2006 - 08:59 PM
this one cracked me up ^ ^
#17
Posted 02 December 2006 - 01:15 AM
thx for sharing!

credit: ME!! ^^































