K-Pop Songs to Make Love to: The Full One-Night Experience

You know, Soompi Users never cease to amaze me. I remember always fearing backlashes from melkimx and/or Soompi (God bless their souls) when I would write something a little too inappropriate or over PG-13. But, in my experience Soompi Users have good taste, don’t get offended, and know it’s just for fun!

It was the same case for my article, “K-Pop Songs to Make Love to.” Originally I wanted to go the full-mile and be naughty, but I was held back due to fear of backlash. Well, your comments on that gallery inspired me to try something else with that list.

Here is my gift to you, “K-Pop Songs to Make Love to” but with the theme of a “Full One-Night Experience.” Imagine that a guy and a girl who are destined to meet, go to the club…

THIS ARTICLE IS NOT MEANT FOR ANYONE UNDER 18 to READ. IF YOU CONTINUE ON, YOU ARE THROWING YOUR RIGHTS TO NOT BE OFFENDED OUT THE WINDOW!

The Preparation

Both guys and girls need to spend some time in front of the mirror!

“Mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror.”

The Preparation: Guys

Before men go out, they need to ramp up their confidence!

“Sexy free, Free, &Single preparation is finished, ready to bingo” (What the hell does bingo mean anyway?)

The Preparation: Girls

Women check their makeup once more.

“Even today with a nervous heart, I fix my makeup”

The Club: Party Up!

For me, the only good party song is 2PM’s Hands Up. People are getting drunk and happy, everyone is having a good time. Then the boy and girl meet!

“Everyone put your hands up and get your drinks up.”

The Seduction: Guys

Now of course, when you are first talking to the girl you have to be cool, smooth, and humorous. But when a guy leads the girl to the dance floor, he has to choose one of two: Either be funny, or be very very good at dancing. For most guys, you have to show the girl a good time. That’s why you need to do PSY’s Gangnam Style Dance.

“Oppa is Gangnam Style!”

The Seduction: Girls

Now I’m not suggesting that girls need to be as raunchy as Rania, (If you can <3 to you) but phew, you get the picture! (Girls can go either cute or seductive!)

“Dr. Dr. feel good, come make me feel real good.”

The Ride Home

Girl: Oppa I want to go home

Guy: (Hoot Hoot!)

The guy is happy. Of course, the guy doesn’t know that the girl actually wants her to literally escort her home. He soon realizes what is going on, and sadly he must hug the girl goodbye.

“Baby Good Night”

The Call Back

Girl: (That idiot, I didn’t really want him to JUST take me home!)

The girl calls the guy back.

“Come Back, Bad You You You You You”

The Night

The real night begins and the girl is surprised!

Girl: You’re a monster!

Guy: No I’m not!

“I love you, baby I’m not a monster.”

The Night II

Use your imagination �de09

“Just one 10 minute~”

The Night III

Use your imagination ;))

“Bo Peep, Bo Peep, Bo Peep, Bo Peep, Oh!”

The Phone Call

What’s this? ARRGH somebody has to call the Girl and ruin the moment!

Guy: Turn off your phone!

“Turn off your phone, let’s leave on a journey through our own world.”

The Answer

Girl: I’m so sorry but I have to take this!

Guy: !@*(#&@!(*&%

Girl: I’m Busy!

“I’m Busy~~~”

The Night IV

“Keep your head down~”

The Night V

Use your imagination ;))))

“Every night I shock!”

The Night VI

Use your imagination~~~~~~~

“Lolli lolli pop pop~”

The Night VII

Use your imagination ;))))

“electric, lalalalalala, electric shock”

The Night VIII

@_@

The Night IX

*whistles*

The End Already?

Girl: WTF? That’s it?

Guy: “I’m so sorry but I love you~”

“I’m so sorry but I love you~”

The Departure

Girl: GET OUT OF HERE! BYE BYE!

Sadly our hero the Guy gets kicked out!

“Everything bye bye even love”

THE END

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